nine dollar sandwich.

everybody loves a nine dollar sandwich

heh, classic j&j

heh, classic j&j

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this is a pine marten but it’s funny b/c if he were my son, i would still name him pine marten

this is a pine marten but it’s funny b/c if he were my son, i would still name him pine marten


come back uffie everyone else is an idiot

come back uffie everyone else is an idiot


sry nicki : (

sry nicki : (

let’s all cry: part 2

let’s all cry: part 1

don’t put twinkies on your pizza

guy on the train next to me: (peeping at my ipod while i skip many songs) nice music.
me: ....thanks.
guy: but...britney spears?
me: yup.
guy: that wasn't a mistake?
me: nope, no mistake there.
guy: ......(stops talking)

the best thing in this video is the 2-second clip of a girl playing polo